On a scorching day, do you prefer the beach or an air-conditioned movie theater?
The beach, obvs. I live in the desert, how many opportunities do I have to go to the beach? I'd honestly much rather be outside in the sand and the water than eating popcorn in a dark room (and that is saying something because I love going to the movies). Lake Mead does not count, thank you very much. First of all it's less of a lake lately and more of a pond, and the last time I was on a jet ski out there I swear on Christ's nails that a dead goat floated by, buoyed by a raft of garbage.